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Deliver The Profile

The Only Criminal Minds Podcast, hosted by Ronnie and Jazz
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Now displaying: May, 2023
May 28, 2023

Ronnie is actually enthusiastic for once. He's on drugs in case you wanted an explanation. It sure has nothing to do with "Middle Man" itself, a miserable torture porn excursion smack dab in the middle of Season 6 that pits a lone exotic dancer against a coterie of rapist dipshits, one of whom was a Seann William Scott relative in an American Pie direct to video sequel. (Being a serial killer is probably less shameful.) Ronnie and Jazz also put forth their controversial opinions of sex work.

May 20, 2023

Back to early days with Season 3's "Scared to Death", Ronnie and Jazz chat about a Scarecrow unsub who precedes the literal Scarecrow unsub on the show. As the podcast title indicates, Mandy Patinkin's Gideon has just departed the show and a decent part of this hour is the show dealing with his absence. Ultimately, though, no actor is bigger than the machinery of exposition and dead idiots and other stupid shit. 

May 14, 2023

Back to business as usual as Ronnie and Jazz delve into "A Shade of Gray", one of the rare killer kid episodes. Witness Fake Kyle Chandler's bullshit plan! Listen to the boys do offensive Irish accents for most of the podcast. Hear them posit an altogether better slasher franchise than Halloween. Most of all, be happy everyone's back on their Criminal Minds bullshit after detours into cinema and other television shows.

May 6, 2023

Not a Criminal Minds episode, but Gotham Knights fits comfortably in the Deliver The Profile remit by being poor television badly told. Why do they keep making Batman shows without Batman? Who the fuck is Turner Hayes? Where's the Robins anybody cares about? The CW's latest and least greatest foray into cheap superheroics plumbs new depths of awfulness. Listen as Ronnie and Jazz dissect the last stand Warner Bros is mounting before the CW is consumed by airing of the LIV tour. Remember that, the Saudi Arabian golf tourney? It's about the only thing more reprehensible than how this show dispatches Batman.

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