Ronnie and Jazz investigate "Sex, Birth, Death", which raises the question: can people with murder fantasies prevent themselves from murdering? Yes, moral quandaries once existed on Criminal Minds, and it's freaking the hell out of our hosts. Also, the boys discuss Stan Lee's true calling, why Jazz didn't graduate college and open their Christmas presents. Oh, and we now have music provided by America's most confirmed of bachelors, Anthony Stark!
A power outage delayed this episode, so it's now the Deliver The Profile Boxing Day Spectacular! Join Ronnie and Jazz as they discover what a "good" Criminal Minds episode looks like in their first dip into the Mandy Patinkin Years. Why did Garcia threaten Reid with prison rape? Who the hell is Elle? Is Gideon crazy or damn good at his job or both? Also, witness Hotch at his most human as he holds a baby.
People become roadkill in "Roadkill", a Season 4 episode of Criminal Minds that passes off a stuntman as an actor and a Johnny Thunder song as a harbinger of death and destruction. To amuses themselves during this otherwise boilerplate episode, Ronnie and Jazz talk Nicholas Brendon, talk TO Nicholas Brendon, discuss Pakistan's liquor laws and of course reference Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Ronnie and Jazz fulfill a promise and cover "Penelope", part two of a crossover that involves the show's least likable character getting shot and not dying. This one's tangent heavy as the boys struggle to mount an effort to care when there's no profile delivered and an unsub already established last time (as Longmire!). Is Hotch a RoboCop? How funny can a Neo-Nazi MAD Magazine be? What if Criminal Minds had time travel? These queries and more are broached in the newest Deliver The Profile.
It took three attempts over a series of weeks, but finally Ronnie and Jazz have covered Season 3's "Lucky"! It's about Fat Jamie Kennedy becoming less fat and also a cannibal, while Morgan struggles with religion over in Who Gives A Shit Ville. The frustration of having to watch the episode multiple times to refresh memories leaves the boys more tangential and frustrated than usual, as talk routinely devolves into talking about the "original Joey" of Friends, a guy who stupidly gave himself Wolverine claws, and why parrots are known as nature's negotiators. Plus: a guest appearance by none other than Homer Simpson.