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Now displaying: April, 2020
Apr 12, 2020

Movie month-or-so continues as Ronnie and Jazz cover one of their most hated movies ever: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from 2014, the Platinum Dunes/Michael Bay one. The hideous monstrosity Turtles. Gone are the adorable animatronic suits and in their place are 7 foot tall behemoths made of CGI. Why does everybody want to fuck April O'Neil? Would this be better as a Street Sharks movie? Everyone knows Eric Sacks is 50, right? Also: the introduction of the creepiest villain in TMNT lore, Eric Sack.

Apr 1, 2020

Deliver The Profile's month of movies rolls on as Ronnie and Jazz make another excursion to the multiplex with Brahms: The Boy II. (Don't worry, this was recorded back when "going to the multiplex" was a fun, plausible activity.) The Boy is an ironic favorite of the boys, so can the sequel live up to the amusement the original brought? In a word: no. In more words: hell no.

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