In this episode of the podcast, it's a battle of Reid's and Aubrey Plaza's wills as they have a dinner/hostage negotiation in the culmination of the Season 11 hitman storyline you never cared about in the first place. What's Reid's problem this time? Why can the writers never come up with a female motivation better than 'daddy issues'? Is JJ completely useless? Also, the hosts talk about rape in comedies, John Waters and wish a certain choker of women a very happy birthday.

Ronnie and Jazz cover perhaps their favorite kind of Criminal Minds episode, the mad scientist episode with "Future Perfect" from Season 11. Someone in Florida is conducting medical experiments to keep the elderly alive and it involves blood swappin', animal DNA and meeting coeds at cemeteries. It's a great jumping off point for discussion which leads to Ronnie debuting a new impression and the duo discussing their future plans for noted woman choker Nicholas Brendon.

Not a dream! Not a hallucination! Not an imaginary story! Ronnie and Jazz went to the cinema and wound up wasting hours of their lives on Power Rangers, from the same people who brought you Big Bad Beetleborgs and Ninja Turtles: The New Mutation! Why is this Power Rangers without Power Rangers? Where's the fat guy who runs the juice bar? Why bull semen? It's a confusing mess that makes The Breakfast Club into Chronicle and it's analyzed in excruciating detail. This podcast is longer than the movie, but at least this podcast doesn't kill the dinosaurs.