Deliver The Profile goes gay with "A Good Husband", an episode about a man who leaves torsos in the local gay community in order to...something. Look, it's a really bad episode, with some of the worst acting this side of a David DeCoteau joint, so just listen to the show and find out for yourself.

Marking time until Criminal Minds: Evolution begins, Ronnie and Jazz discuss "Scarecrow" from Season 12. It's not an all-timer, but it has one of the funniest deaths in Criminal Minds history, so there's that.

In yet another episode of a Criminal Minds podcast with a tenuous connection to Criminal Minds, the boys discuss a Season 2 episode of Shemar Moore's S.W.A.T. entitled "Inheritance". Somebody is impersonating the Symbionese Liberation Army and carrying out what one character deems "Patty Hearst 2.0". Is it as dumb as it sounds? Absolutely. Is it marginally more entertaining than an episode of Criminal Minds? You'll see.

It's finally over: Urban Legends month-ish is done. Bloody Mary is the least of the franchise. It stars Kate Mara and is basically Prom Night II if it were worse. A guy gets his penis exploded. It's NOT a good time.