Ronnie and Jazz take a step towards the modern day with a Season 10 episode, "Burn"! (Or "Burned", it doesn't matter.) Garcia goes to Texas to see an execution and the gang finds themselves dealing with another unsub obsessed with Dante. Just what does Gavin Rossdale have on the crew of Criminal Minds? Otherwise, the duo discuss Ninja Turtles, Nicholas Brendon's legal troubles, and fuck up a reference to the classic film The Boy Next Door. Give us a break, our real time fact checker was on vacation. And doesn't exist.

It's hobo time as Ronnie and Jazz talk about Season 4's "Catching Out"! They learn a lot about hobo culture, like what signs mean gullible cat ladies and which mean trouble. Also: J.J. is pregnant, and that continues to be her sole characteristic! Have you ever wanted to see Greg of Dharma and Greg fame dress down a black man? Here's your chance. It doesn't come every day. Finally: what's the best means to capture Jesus? A butterfly net appears to be a must.

This week Ronnie and Jazz take on pick up artists and general creeps with Season 4's "52 Pickup". In Hotlanta, Georgia, some guy is disemboweling women and making them clean up the mess before they expire. Is he an OCD head? No, he's another kind of monster, one that requires the FBI to team up with the sleaziest character who hasn't been in pornography before in order to find him. The hosts talk about the documentary Zoo (again) and alienate more existing and potential listeners. Also, what happens if you put Thomas Gibson in a gerbil cage?