Wedding season comes to Criminal Minds and the participants are who you least expect! Actually, that's a lie. But there's a lot of other things happening in this episode, "Run", such as Prentiss' departure, J.J. being a viking ninja cowboy over the fate of her son, a secret unsub, and more wealth porn courtesy of David Rossi. This ends Season 7--hope you survived the experience!

It's time to see Prentiss depart for the second time as Deliver The Profile covers the first part of the Season 7 finale, "Hit". Why pattern the robbers after the fucking Royal Flush Gang? Are we supposed to care about the fate of J.J.'s boyfriend? The Prentiss Interpol bullshit is still stupid. Ronnie and Jazz talk about that and more.

That's right, J.J. is going away for about a season, upon which she will make her triumphant return in Season 7. But until then, this is her official goodbye, as she's shunted off to the Pentagon to liaison with the DoD/hunt Osama bin Laden. There's also a case about a missing girl and a pair of boys who might've had something to do with it. But that's an afterthought compared to the real important work: passive-aggressively bitching at CBS for firing A.J. Cook.

It's back to the Criminal Minds salt mines with "The Internet is Forever", a Season 5 screed about the dangers of the Internet. It's pretty hypocritical to rail against it when the team uses it to solve all their cases. Anyway, there's J.J. botching a press conference, Rossi going mano y mano with another old man and Reid explaining how faces are basically math. It's a fun time for everyone.