A black guy who looks like The Commish complains about his house being egged. A woman accuses Hotch and Jennifer Boobs Hewitt of not having children. An alcoholic Christian dad forbids his children from going trick or treating because it will make them fat. All these elements and more are included in Season 10's "Boxed In". Additionally, learn why Ronnie would be shit at serial murder and why Jazz's late night television references are over a decade old.

Mwah! It's the Valentine's Day episode of Deliver The Profile and that means more women getting murdered for the sin of being women interested in sexual activity! We trek to the exotic location of Madison, Wisconsin to find low-risk women (not whores) dead from choking. Is it an unsub, a popular new "novel" or both? Along the way, Ronnie and Jazz explain why Power Rangers' Lord Zedd looks like that, the benefits of Northern Wisconsin, and question what the Hmong people are. Ronnie's birthday is coming up, why not buy him a copy of Gran Torino?