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Now displaying: May, 2016
May 17, 2016

Jazz is dead or fired or something like that, but it's time to move on, not mourn. It's either what he would have or would not have wanted, and those are some good odds. That's why Ronnie welcomes guest host Rhymes with Nerdy grand poobah Beth Auron (author of Longbourn's Songbird) into the mix. As a Criminal Minds neophyte she has a lot of uncanny yet accurate observations, like how J.J. is overly virginal and that the New Orleans of "Jones" doesn't represent New Orleans any more than the movie Stay Alive or the illustrations on Popeye's Chicken buckets does. In a world of terrible accents the two try to determine what the point of this episode is and, not shockingly, they come up empty. The fact that, quality-wise, it's definitely in the top ten episodes of Crim DTP has covered only intensifies the feelings of disgust and alienation. And don't worry, the feminine touch hasn't decreased the amount of rape jokes, not one bit. Grab yourself an indigent young male (Poorboy) and dig in!

May 12, 2016

It's the 25th episode, and Ronnie and Jazz are waxing nostalgic with the first ep of Crim Ronnie ever saw, Season 4's "Cold Comfort"! Why does Rossi hate psychics so much? Was setting this in Olympia a deliberate effort to prevent Frasier jokes? How big is the Olympia necrophile underground? And how doesn't someone slap the shit out of Reid for pointlessly mentioning that Earth is 2/3rds water? In addition, the boys get their horoscopes done and talk about their favorite and least favorite Criminal Minds they've thus far covered. We'd like to thank all listeners for spending time with our dumb voices and even dumber opinions.

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