It's been a while since we headed into Spinoff City, population 2, and for good reason: they make vanilla Criminal Minds look good by comparison. Episode 5 of 2011's disasterpiece Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior has the non-team team track down a bomber who suffered a horrible loss. Ronnie and Jazz cope with the horrible loss of several hours of their time by talking about Pee Wee Herman, Spider-Man and, as always, Ronnie's poor financial decisions. Plus: The podcast's Suspect Behavior DVD finally pays off as the boys find out "Here Is The Fire" could've been a very different episode indeed with the addition or replacement of certain scenes.
Lillard fever grips the Deliver The Profile basement studio as the podcast talks about Season 8's "The Apprenticeship"! Why does a mustache make Wing Commander actor Matthew Lillard so much creepier? Is it possible to set an episode in Florida that doesn't devolve into Dexter references? Why the hell does Reid have to play on the whole FBI's softball team? Then there's the tangents, which include a long discussion about the inherent scariness of kids with progeria and Cheers' pornographic past.
We fucked up with this one, boys and girls. The episode about "The Perfect Storm" was recorded during a storm, and for some reason during some lightning strikes the equipment fucked up and we lost several minutes of audio. You'll know it when the Deltron 3030 instrumental starts up. Rather than record a whole new show, we give you this one and hope you understand.