It's a brand new story arc and that means for the first time there's a NEW THEME! Yes, Deliver The Profile is finally covering the interminable Reid in Prison arc. How many rape jokes will there be? Too many. As for the episode itself, it's about a guy who controls cars to hit people. Hence the title "Collision Course". This episode could've also gone by the title "Maximum Overdrive", because it's a piece of crap made by people too fucked up on drugs to know any better.

"Route 66"! This week's Criminal Minds is a bifurcated affair, with the team taking on a spree killer who's kidnapped his daughter (or has he?) while Aaron Hotchner fights for his life in a fantasy movie theatre populated by his dead wife and his greatest enemy. Get out your goldenrod pages, it's coma fantasy time!

"Pariahville" is about a murder in a community of people on the sex offender registry. Did one of the pervs do it or was it somebody else? Meanwhile, Lewis, that's Aisha Tyler's character, is made an offer she can or cannot refuse. It's a pretty stupid episode, but aren't they all? Ronnie and Jazz argue over what a "dude ranch" is in your week's Deliver The Profile.

Finally DTP returns to regular programming with a regular episode of Criminal Minds "starring" the antagonist from Shadow Wolves as the unsub. In "Blue Angel", someone is taking men and castrating them. What does this have to do with Simmons' attempts to get laid? Not much.