Reid also goes, but including him would impede the catchiness of the title. In an odd turn for Criminal Minds, "Lessons Learned" is about the BAU trying to thwart a terrorist attack, because apparently their purview consists of 'all crimes'. Prentiss must prove her mettle to stand shoulder to shoulder with the big boys, and she does it...supposedly. Ronnie and Jazz mourn a beloved Criminal Minds supporting character, tease a summer project that might not actually happen, and as always circle conversations back to Spider-Man.

Morgan Madness is OVER, say hello to Prentisspalooza! For the next few months, Deliver The Profile will be delving into the most beloved of Criminal Minds' dark haired ladies, beginning with her debut episode, "The Last Word"! It just so happens she does nothing in it, only appearing in the first and last scene. But there's two unsubs, one of whom is a corpse fucker, does that make up for things? No? Well, you can't win 'em all.

It's April Fools Easter, so that means Jesus is still dead and loving it. Nobody's moving that rock. That also means Deliver The Profile goes off format - a week after also going off format - with a 2 hour long plus dissection of Nicholas Brendon's masterpiece of filmmaking, Pinata Survival Island, aka Demon Island, aka Pinata Island, aka Island Demon Pinata Beach Party! A pinata awakens and kills Which is worse, the little man costume or the CGI pinata? Is a $20,000 panty raid the dumbest fucking idea ever? What's Garrett Wang doing here? How convoluted is the premise? All this and a long discussion on when the show is allowed to be sexist.