In "A Badge and a Gun", some dude with a spider web tattoo steals law enforcement credentials and uses them to get into women's houses and kills them. Meanwhile, Morgan receives a troubling text from his girlfriend. Scintillating, isn't it? Yeah, well that's what we have to work with this week so bear with us.
Off Format time as the boys, as promised, cover an episode of CSI: NY! "The Daze of Wine and Roaches" is proof positive they made the right choice in not doing an episode about CSI or any of its spinoffs, because shit is obnoxious and dumb. More so than Criminal Minds even. There's counterfeit wine, jewel encrusted roaches, the French trying to help out Haitian children, baby Shailene Woodley, and much much more. Also: new Criminal Minds news to share, including the new title, the casting of the main unsub, and pictures depicting Joe Mantegna as an incredibly elderly man.
It may have taken the boys over 200 episodes, but they have finally completed the first season of Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders. It is a doozy. "Iqiniso" is set in South Africa and involves a man wearing an animal skull killing people and making it look like he's trying to resurrect them as zombies. Key words "making it look like", because there's some Scooby-Doo bullshit going on here. Guest starring Arnold Voosloo of Darkman 2 fame. It's about to get racially problematic up in here!
Not much in the way of a description because Ronnie got his ass kicked by a Rammstein concert last night, but here's what you need to know: it's more Beyond Borders, it takes place in Turkey, and it might be the dumbest the show has ever gotten. Enjoy!