It's a great sign for Criminal Minds: Evolution that the fourth episode of ten is inconsequential garbage, as opposed to consequential garbage. Home invasions, dark passengers played by guys from Prison Break, dead security guards, cancer scares, it's all a smorgasbord of shit. How do Ronnie and Jazz keep themselves entertained? That's for you to find out in this new episode of Deliver The Profile. They discuss Rossi devolving into Steven Seagal, the legacy of Richard Schiff: FBI Director, and whether or not the future will remember the podcast.
In this episode, the unsub of the season gets a canine companion, loses his job, is called a beta cuck and is forced to subscribe to some magazines. Everything's very busy for Sicarius, so much so that the BAU contending with a bomber never really resonates. "Moose" is more about the antagonist, the boring, cliched and shitty antagonist. At least this time out Ronnie and Jazz didn't have to record for 4 hours.
Here it is, what you've all been waiting: (nearly) 4 hours of Deliver The Profile devoted to the new season of Criminal Minds, Season 16/Evolution. Who's back? Who isn't? Who looks like shit? Who doesn't have to wear a wig anymore? The BAU is in disarray with the characters scattered to the winds, just as a new unsub with a shipping container is making waves. In episode 2, someone is severing spinal cords. Ronnie and Jazz discuss A LOT, from Joe Mantegna's poor appearance to what's wrong with JJ's husband to why the new deputy director of the FBI is a literal baby. Please listen, it almost killed us to record this length of radio.
Daniel Daughhetee (Albama Public Libary) comes back to the show to discuss his most favorite of things: boring history shit only nerds would like. That's in full effect with Season 9's "Fatal", about an unsub poisoning people. The twist is he's giving them a warning a day. "About Face" did that too, but they mention it in dialogue it's okay. The unsub is Kevin from the inferior American Office, and that teaches you about the vale of stunt casting in the series. It used to be Tim Curry and now we're doing Office guy and Sherminator. ALSO: Ronnie and Daniel tease a new podcast you'll definitely get sick of hearing about!