When is a movie barely a movie? When it's The Super Mario Bros. Movie, apparently. Although Ronnie and Jazz did not find it unsettling on par with the Sonic movies, they sure didn't like it either. From needle drops to uninspired voice acting, this film has all the markings of an Illumination picture. The best thing you can say about it is it's so short you might as well keep your coat on. Ronnie and Jazz spend the podcast positing better versions of the movie and positing what went wrong.

Four time guest champion Dr. Daniel Daughhetee asked for a "hard" episode of Criminal Minds, so he got a Season 2 of Beyond Borders thing titled "Obey". It's about a guy who kills people after being shot in the head and left for dead in an open grave. It takes place in Jamaica. Yes, it's racist. Why wouldn't it be? Also, Jack worries about his son in Mexican prison and the IRT has to deal with TEAM BUILDING. There's so little to this show that by the end of it Ronnie is just regaling Daniel with tales of other episodes of this shit.

Lois & Clark & Chris & Ronnie co-writer Chris Ludovici almost convinces Ronnie to give up doing the podcast. It's an existential crisis of an episode, folks, starring "The Fatigues" Seinfeld guy and a whole lot of belt stranglin'.