Jazz and Ronne return to their mutual hometown of Milwaukee with Season 9's "Rabid". It's the most Wisconsin-centric episode yet, as Scott Walker and Ron Johnson are brought up and bitched about. Also bitched about: this episode's totally inaccurate Milwaukee. From the buses to the number of abandoned buildings, it's clear no one did their homework. And no, this has nothing to do with the David Cronenberg of same name.

It's Beyond Borders week at Deliver The Profile, and that means Ronnie and Jazz are depressed, disgusted and want to be anywhere but in the DTP basement bar. In this special totally intended to be released on 9/11 episode, everyone goes to Mumbai, California and Beyond Borders tackles another fear of white people who go to foreign countries: EDM festvials. Er, organ theft. Why are there "good" organ thieves? What kind of name is Tommy Moses? Rickshaws? What? There's a reason Ronnie and Jazz spend most of the time recasting Fantastic Four, writing and performing a one act play and apologizing to the audience. Next episode will be Criminal Minds classic, promise.

It's the special Labor Day episode of Deliver the Profile, which is not released on Labor Day, which doesn't mention Labor Day, and doesn't cover a Criminal Minds episode even tangentially related to Labor Day. What can you expect from a podcast that celebrates Halloween in April? Up to bat is "Fate", wherein a woman with a shitty wig goes around kills people. Sounds like Cherry Falls all over again to me. What's more important is this episode reveals Joe Mantegna has a lovechild. A black lovechild. Oh man, he's never going to win that South Carolina primary now!