Ronnie spills his club soda and that's about all that happens in "What Happens in Mecklinburg", a location that does not in fact exist. There's precious little to talk about despite a person in a pig mask, a person in a pig mask wielding a taser and relitigation of the sordid bacchanal we call college life. The end is in sight for Morgan Madness, people. It's the penultimate one.

It's an episode called "The Boys of Sudworth Place", it's part of Morgan Madness, you do the math. Jeffrey Nordling, who played the jerk coach in D3: Mighty Ducks, is playing something much worse. Ronnie and Jazz also talk about general topics pertinent to the show, like why does the team always break down doors. Do they ever get warrants or is that considered lame and momentum killer? Also: terrible Boston accents.

Morgan Madness trundles onward as Ronnie and Jazz finish up the missing cousin storyline introduced in last episode's "Big Sea" with this episode's "The Company". How was the initial investigation botched so badly? Why doesn't Morgan's mother make an appearance? Is JJ a better character when she's mean? All these and more will be answered as Deliver The Profile enters the second month of the year.