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Now displaying: March, 2016
Mar 23, 2016

Ronnie and Jazz struggle through the worst episode yet, "Beyond Borders", which exists solely to provide a basis for Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders! Why do the writers know as much about Barbados as this show's hosts do? Why did Anna Gunn ever think this was a good idea? Do the Criminal Minds crew HAVE to suck off their international counterparts so much? It's a real rough one, folks, the most xenophobic thing since the last Trump rally.

Mar 17, 2016

Ronnie and Jazz are both sick, both sober and both having had it up to here with Criminal Minds! In Season 8's "God Complex", Ray Wise switches people's legs in order to discover the scientific breakthrough that will give his wife another leg. He's like Mr. Freeze with less realistic science. Despite their reverence for the second best Clarence Boddicker henchman, this is a pretty poor episode that results in the two discussing alternate timelines created by the Mandela Effect and accidentally writing ABC's newest hit sitcom.

Warning: podcast contains historical smoking.

Mar 5, 2016

What's the best way to celebrate a birthday? Why, record a podcast, of course! Ronnie and Jazz cover "A Real Rain", a Season 1 episode set but definitely not shot in New York City. There, a vigilante is offing people who got away with crimes. Is he Green Arrow? Is he Dexter? No, he's just one of those aliens from Star Trek: Voyager nobody likes. But that's not important. What's important is Ronnie got to 28, meaning his hopes of joining the 27 Club are forever dashed.

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