It's okay, we'll get through another fucking Suspect Behavior episode (this one? the much promised snipe off, "One Shot Kill"). Tangents dominate more than usual, with a lot more discussion of Osmosis Jones than anyone ever asked for. Learn how the military drafts soldiers, whether or not Harry Potter believes in vaccinations, and what the term "Mick Rawson" means.

Deliver the Profile is back to talk about the second ever episode of Criminal Minds, primarily to determine whether or not Gideon got shot after the pilot's cliffhanger. Spoilers: he's not. But there's all sorts of things of importance and merit here, such as the introduction of JJ (she was ALWAYS superfluous), a Nine Inch Nails song and Gideon unleashing his insult power to foil another unsub. The main story takes place at Terry Bradshaw's college and concerns someone starting fires. That's about the only way you could make Arizona hotter, right folks?

Hey, it's Ronnie and Jazz doing something they actually like, and that's Talkin' 'Bout Turtles. What made them resurrect the whenever-we-feel-like-it podcast? Well, partially because of the podcast's 1st anniversary and partially because the Ninja Turtles/Power Rangers crossover really, really sucked. Why do the Turtles think the Power Rangers are fake but their archfoe isn't? Is the Red Ranger a racist or is he just distrustful of turtles? Also, find out the traumatizing childhood events that shaped Ronnie into the cold, hard cynic he is today.

One year! One year ago (or so) Ronnie and Jazz embarked on their journey to podcast about every episode of Criminal Minds (plus some other bullshit) and to commemorate the occasion there's special guests and a look back at the episode that started it all, "Extreme Aggressor"! Why is Morgan distrustful of this Gideon guy? Why does Seattle credibly look like Seattle? What the fuck is DJ Qualls? These questions are "answered" and more in the most special Deliver The Profile of all.

Season 4's "Soul Mates" is pretty gay, you guys, and Criminal Minds knows it. It's a love story between men in which they consummate by raping and killing teenage girls. In other words it's a classic CBS love story. For the rest of the podcast, Ronnie reviews the FOX program Pitch, Jazz talks about drinking motor oil and Deliver the Profile briefly flirts with becoming a completely different podcast altogether.