[yawn] Sorry, but if you saw "See No Evil", the third episode of Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, you'd understand. In a much shorter episode than usual, Ronnie and Jazz try to talk about anything other than the episode. They discuss the latest casting news for Criminal Minds Season 12, how to ruin David Caruso's life and Jazz finds out whose sister Justine Bateman is after all.

In the inaugural episode of the whenever-they-feel-like-it spinoff podcast to Deliver The Profile, Talkin' 'Bout Turtles, Ronnie and Jazz are reeling from the experience of spending money to see TMNT 2: Out of the Shadows. Why the fuck is the Falcon a thing? Does Michelangelo really need to be of sub-normal intelligence? Is this for kids or is this for people who grew up during the first Turtlemania? The hosts answer all this and more in what is certainly the longest podcast ever recorded about this movie. It's longer THAN the movie!

Jazz is back after a lengthy contractual dispute and it's business as usual as Deliver The Profile tackles the prank phone call episode "The Caller"! This unsub abducts children and then harasses you on the phone about it, which proves our point: don't have children and you'll be fine. What's up with the kid in the Chewbacca mask? Who would ever choose the alias Burt Solomon? Most importantly, who or what is The Meat Pimp? If you don't know, you'll find out as much as you possibly fucking can about what will be Showtime's latest hit. Move over, Billions!